asperatus cloud x
IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
Horror movie idea:
A guy is obsessed with Five Nights at Freddy’s. One day, the guy is surprised to find that upon turning on the game, the security cameras are showing rooms in his own house.
759. The muggleborns sending howlers to the purebloods, and when they open them, “Never Gonna Give You Up” starts playing. The purebloods are confused, but you can hear the chorus of groans from the other muggleborns.
That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
THIS FUCKING DOG
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES
The last one “mom stahp be cool”
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]